go shit yourself

to have an extreme disdain for someone to the point that you demand they defecate themselves immediately without any proper hygienic precautions.

Mark Sanchez, did you seriously just pet my dog? Go shit yourself!

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Go Ape-shit on You

When someone decides not to show up for something he/she was supposed to, going apeshit on that person is basically the same as bitch-slapping them... It also includes punching them in the arm at some random time of the day.

"Zach, you better be at the next bus stop, or I'm gonna go ape-shit on you."

"Trust me, if I have to, meet me in the alley and I will Go Ape-shit on You."

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Go shit in the ocean

An alternative way to say "go fuck yourself"; an Australian saying which asks you to do an unpleasant act in the most burdensome way.

Kyle: Hey Soph, do you wanna go for a cheeky Macca's run?
Sophie: Nah, go shit in the ocean Kyle

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Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

The act of telling a lost Nun to consume excrement and mistakingly decend from there mount.

Gyro: Tell him to go eat shit Johnny

Johnny: Tell him yourself

Gyro: Eat shit asshole! Fall off your horse!

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go shit in your hat

An acceptable way to tell someone to F--k off or go to hell!

Go shit in your hat, you have no idea what your talking about.

Go shit a rainbow egg

Something Sergeant Cid should do.

Person 1: HEY SERGEANT CID, GO SHIT A RAINBOW EGG.
Sergeant Cid: srtop it.

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Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears

A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.

I'm going to where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears are you coming with me?

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