YOU GO

a sarcastice phrase directed toward complete idiots. If an idiot makes a comment, an appropriate response can be a 5 second stare followed by a very loud, sarcastic usage of the phrase. This gets the point across and will usually leave the idiot speechless.

Idiot: I ran 5 miles with JIINSEENNN COOOAAACHHH today!

Person: YOU GO BAK!

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There you go

Somethig to say to someone in a Peter Grffin-like voice when you're softly suffocating someone without ill will as if putting them to sleep.

There you go.

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there you go

"the act of a male putting a girls hair back behind her ear"

"Hey!your hair in your face *motion* . . . There you go"

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Your a hater I dab go you

Your a hater I dab go you

Your a hater I dab go you

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you going

In many subtitles I've found the phrase "you going?" Instead of "are you going?"

Person 1: My big brother bought two movie tickets.
Person 2: You going?

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Once you go blue, you can't undo.

The phenomenon in which a normal conversation turns blue, becoming so riddled with sexual innuendo that it's rendered nearly impossible to steer back in a non-pervy direction. Every innocent comment starts to become a dirty double entendre, until eventually the entire conversation turns into a complete smut-fest from which there is no return.

Girl: Ah, who doesn't love stripper zombies in Portland? That'd go down like Jesus on a velociraptor.

Guy: I have to admit, when I first read 'go down'... I had rather blasphemous thoughts.

~ten minutes later, during which this term is invented~

Girl: Hmm, this Urban Dictionary thing is quite fun. Something for the annals of history.

Guy: Two n's - one 'n' is bad.

Girl: Yeah, I always thought that 'annals' was an odd word.
It really could so very easily be another.

Guy: Terribly easily. So, how is the entry? ...Oh, Jesus!!!!

Girl: Once you go blue, you can't undo.

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once you go brit you never quit

let me break it down for you: once you go brit you never quit, basically british guys have it all. amazingly good looking, sexy accents, and huge dicks!

jane: "i went to the U.K. to work on my accent and I got ripped open by huge british dicks."

emily: "i could have told you that, once you go brit you never quit."

jane: "i know! i'll never fuck anyone besides british men again! their dicks are so huge!"

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