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When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.
I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.
In the tradition of terms like "dirty Sanchez" and "glazed doughnut" The "ruby goatee" is a term used for the facial appearance after a lurid session of oral coitus performed on a woman who is riding the crimson wave.
Even though my girl was on the rag, I still went down town and she gave me a killer Ruby Goatee!
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The result of a fully shaven vulva viewed from the front with hair still remaining near the anus at such an angle that it appears to form a goatee.
Man last night I was going down on Sue and she was so smooth but then I moved too low and hit her ass goatee. I wanted to puke up a hairball.
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growing out your goatee (or other facial hair) until 2012. Whether for fun, style, laziness, or just 2012-ing it.
Ex 1:
You: When are you going to trim or shave off your goatee? It's getting long!..
Me: This is my 2012 goatee, im not trimming or shaving it off until after 2012...if there is a day after...
Ex 2:
Thinking: I really don't feel like getting rid of my goatee, then my chin would feel naked. I know what I'll do...I grow this thing out til.......2012.....yeah!....that'll work. I'll call it my 2012 beard...Im sure by 2012 I feel like getting rid of it.........but what if there isn't a day after???
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When you pour gasoline on your pubes and light them on fire.
Dude 1: “yo yo, I accidentally gave myself a Blacksmith’s Goatee last night!
Dude 2: “how the fuck did you do that by accident?”
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Hair on the chin of a woman. Frequently seen in post-menopausal,hispanic and brazilian women. Usually accompanied by a "misstache".
You can spot a brazilian woman by the big,gaping asshole and the black nanny goatee.
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hairs that stick out from a skanky girls underwear/bathing suit bottoms
guy 1: that girl was pretty hot
guy 2: no way man, she had a scraggley thong goatee.
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