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1. A Goblin is the master race. They are almost exclusively PC Gamers. The most defining attribute of goblins though is their online behavior.
Goblins were once white knights online that were corrupted by dark forces. They once used to ignore and call out trolls and fight for social justice. As white knights, they were tricked into sacrificing their humanity on the altar of blood lust and hatred.
Goblins will seek out trolls online and literally feed them to death going on threads for reportedly up to 400 responses until the several trolls finally gave in to their humanity. Goblins then use their own shit as lube to fuck the corpse of the dead troll until its filled with goblin jizz. Goblins will pass this troll around to other goblins to be as cruel and inhumane as possible to trolls. Goblins hate trolls.
"Crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming,
Goblins are coming, they're better than you.
Smarter and faster, bow to your masters,
The goblins are winners, the trolls aren't true!" - Nekrogoblicon (Goblin Island)
3. A higher order gangster. A shot caller. Perhaps even someone in the underworld community with followers akin to Charles Manson or other cult leaders. This is a highly respected individual in organized crime or even just a hood. They have climbed to their position by likely killing anyone who got in their way. A goblin will likely have several chicken heads around him at any given time.
1: I smell a God's corpse?
2: Ya, I think a Goblin was here.
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Better than a Goon Harder More Gangster than a Goon
You Say That You A Goon But Whats A Goon To A Goblin-LiL Wayne
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An unfortunate looking socially awkward male who lurks in clubs to pull women
Did you see that guy Andy at the bar last night? He's such a goblin!
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Goblining usually relates to video games (in particular first person shooters such as Call of Duty).
The act of goblining involves tucking yourself away in a corner, preferably under or behind native flora such as shrubs or tundra (man made objects such as overturned fridges can also be used) and lying in wait for an enemy to run past.
Goblining is a legitimate tactic and is used to defend objectives such as a capped flag in domination or a planted bomb in search and destroy. It should not be confused with camping, which is a similar tactic - however camping involves ignoring the objective completely.
Man the other day I was playing COD4 and I went in to defuse the bomb and this guy was prone in a nearby hay field underneath a tractor! That was some epic goblining skills right there..
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The vile shit that one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of alcohol the night before. Usually occurs before or instead of vomiting during a hang over. Also happens 99% of the time after drinking 4loko.
Liza: "Hey guys, this is kinda vulgar, but I cant stop shitting after sippin' on the 4lokos last night."
Joe: "Yeah no shit ya prick, its called shitting out a goblin. Hehehe"
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An alcoholic beverage consisting of vodka and monster, when drank the stimulant of the caffeine fights against the depressant of the alcohol to create an intense buzz.
"Man that goblin had me shit faced last night"
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It’s like on god but just on goblin or u can use on gremlin
Aye you got that pressure? Yeah bro. Put that ong. On goblin bro
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