Someone who does anything to mildly inconvenience or frustrate you.
Someone who looks like a bit of a twat.
"Boris Johnson announced the fourth lockdown, what a knob goblin ."
a small/ugly girl, who can't get enough pink pork probing, a cock loving crotch goblin
i can't whait for that little knob goblin to say ahh and start knob gobbling like a true whore
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A goblin that infests your knob if you don't wear a condom.
Or, a goblin that like knobs.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He went to Tijuana and got knob goblins from a hooker.
While camping, Derek walked into the woods to take a leak, and was immediately fellated by a knob goblin. There were no survivors.
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(N) A midget who sucks dick.
Often used as a gay joke to guys or an insult to a whore who is always sucking dick.
Also relates to the phrase "gobble the knob".
Just in case you don't know, : knob
Guy 1: *trips guy 2*
Guy 2: what a knob goblin
Girl 1: that wasn't very nice
Guy 2: shut up, you're one to, literally
Girl 1: ...
Guy 2: kthxbye
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The term used describing the head bobbing motion made by:
1. women giving blowjobs
2. people about to fall asleep
Boy: Did you see Justin in class?
Boy 2: Yea he was being attacked by the hobbly knob goblin.
Boy: Did you hear Karl was going out with Amy?
Boy 2: Yea, shes a hobbly knob goblin, hes so getting laid.
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when a male is receiving a blowjob he may use snot a lube. As the snot is green the knob amazingly looks like a goblin.
i did knob goblin with your mum last night