godness

A term popularized by the song Venus, written by the Shocking Blue. Mariska Veres, the lead singer of the band spoke little English upon the recording of the song, and because of this she pronounced "goddess" as "godness."

A godness on a mountain top
Was burning like a silver flame,
The summit of beauty and love,
And Venus was her name.

-Venus, by The Shocking Blue

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God's Will

A religious persons way of exonerating themselves of all responsibility, and all guilt that may result from the consequences of the choices they make.

Alex: I can't believe you ran over a little kid, you shouldn't have been doing coke while you were driving.
Jacob: Maybe not but you know that's just God's will.

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a god

Normally refers to a person who is very good at something

Guy 1: You wanna play black ops?
Guy 2: Sure, I'm a god at black ops

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God

A word that theists and atheists alike, scream about.

Theist: PRAISE (Insert the name of the god(dess)(es/s)here) IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL (Insert punishment adminstered for not worshiping the god(dess)(es/s)

Atheist: YOU ARE A (Insert blatant insult here) FOR EVEN CONSIDERING TO BELIEVE IN (Insert the name of the god(dess)(es/s)'s name here)

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By God

A phrase used when one wants to show agreeableness or when surprised by something someone said.

Rock: I wish I could win that 350 million dollar lottery!

Lee: Well by god! Who doesn't?

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God

Universal scapegoat.

When people can't justify their actions through reality, they justify their actions through God.

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There is a God

Said when an event that can be describes as extraordinary, amazing, wonderful, or improbable.

The opposite of there is no God

Man: I got the promotion! There is a God!