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copper golem

An incredibly useful and adorable mob, which would have had unique interactions with the game as well as being useful for redstoners and builders.

Wow the copper golem is obviously the best choice.

by Le potat October 21, 2021

7๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Basement Golem

Someone who stays in your basement for way too long without consent, and usually eats too much of your food.

Jake: Dude, could you bring me another Red Bull?
Hunter: Will you stop being such a Basement Golem?
Jake: Sniff... It's just till I get back on my feet...
Hunter: Square.

-Basement Golem-

by alldaschnitzelsindahousesayhey March 24, 2009


Golem clone

Golem clone is a strategy/deck in Clash Royale made by Supercell. People that use this deck/strategy are usually 14 year old gay boys riding on big black cock that have no friends or family and cry every time they play because it reminds them of how lonely they are. This type of playtime will get you hated just about everywhere you go if they see it.

Aye bro, down for some Clash Royale?

Ye, we can do 2v2s. I'll use golem clone.

I always knew that was why your father left you, but I just wanted to make sure it was because your mother left as well.

by Game Slander September 5, 2021


Ice Golem

One of the more useless cards in the popular mobile game, Clash of Clans. It is unlocked at TH11, it takes up 15 army camp space and is generally mixed in with BoWitch armies as well as armies including bat spells. The ice golem is a slow and weak troop, when killed it freezes the surrounding area for multiple seconds. I am rating this troop a 46/100. It is useful in rare occasions but generally the regular golem works just as fine, if not better.

Hey, are you going to attack using the new Ice Golem you just unlocked?
Nah, fuck it.

by CoCConnoisseur November 25, 2021


Iron golem

a massive iron saviour can kick all ass and there is nothing anyone can do about it

the savour is here Iron golem

by Fatjapan October 24, 2019

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lava Golem

A guy that is such a flaming homosexual that the only way to describe him would be with lava, hence Lava Golem

Dude 1: Did you see the Lava Golem walk by?
Dude 2: What the hell? Are we in San Francisco?

by A barrel December 15, 2008

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Doody Golem

A doody golem is a man-like creature composed entirely of human feces. He or she is molded to look like a human.

Unlike normal golems, a doody golem is much harder to destroy requiring a high concentration of fiber to solidify the monster in its place before smashing it into pieces.

"Yankele, your doody golem is destroying our entire village!"

"And what would you have me do, destroy it?"

"That, and stop making living beings out of your own fecal matter!"

by Senor Rosenblattenbergenstein February 19, 2009

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