Good luck to yourself

When someone is passive aggressive and you've rejected them; substituted for "Go fuck yourself".

She: "I haven't dated in a long time and would rather be friends. Besides, you're a misogynist."
He: "That's totally fine. Good luck to yourself."

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Good Luck Charlie

The best show on Disney Channel after Phineas and Ferb ends. It's about a girl named Teddy making a video diary to help guide her baby sister Charlie into her awkward family. some of the jokes have some innuendo in them, but most disney shows don't have them so we laugh at them

Person 1: Hey? Did you watch "Good Luck Charlie" last night?
Person 2: WTF was THAT?
Person 1: a cool show on disney channel
Person 2:*pukes*
Person 1: Well go watch it, and if you don't, ILL KILL YOU

minutes later

Person 2: Uh..
Person 1: It's OK, it's not for everyone

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Good luck fuck

Any sexual activity engaged in before a stressful event, such as an exam, performance, work obligation, etc. Often used to release tension, but really just an excuse to get laid.

Before her board exam, I sent her off with a good luck fuck.

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Good Luck Chuck

When you are the placeholder relationship partner that gets left so your ex can find their one true love. (Alternative would be good luck charlotte)

What happened to your ex?

Oh she's getting married to some other dude now.
Damn bro, you're the real life Good Luck Chuck.

Tell me about it.

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good luck chuck

a shitty movie starring shitty actors Jessica Alba and Dane Cook

Marvin: Man, Jessica Alba is hot but that Good Luck Chuck movie was one putrid, steaming pile of donkey pheces.. someone really dropped the ball on that shitfest, god damnit
Wallace: yeah eh

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Good Luck Chuck Syndrome

is when after you finish dating someone, and their next bf/gf is the one they end up marrying. The syndrome mostly found amongst women and men in their 20's and 30's. This mostly occurs amongst hopeless romantics, and those that continually search for love.

"That poor girl, her ex boyfriend just got married. Thats the 5th one!.She has the Good Luck Chuck Syndrome!

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An extra gibbon for good luck

To obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have.

This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.

In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.

Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?

Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.

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