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When you take to many drugs and your eyes go alround the place.
Ascanio: look at mehow, he got Googly eyes.
Corsie: nah he cool, just take a shit of mdma
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When a girl's boobs point in different directions (more sideways than forward). Somewhat reminiscent of the googly eyes you would use for arts and crafts.
"That girl has weird googly eye boobies!"
"In a bra they looked great, but I soon found out she had the googly eye boobies."
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sex when attaching googly eyes to ur penis and the she attachs them to her va jj and they "talk"(have sex)
dam i was having hot googly eye sex with my girl fridn last night
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Reference to WSAZ TV meteorologist Marina Jurica, who appears to be afflicted with "Lazy Eye" disorder. Resembling a reptile, her eyes appear to function independent of each other, pointing in opposing directions at any given moment.
How she managed to break into TV broadcast journalism is a mystery to all.
It's Ol' Googly-Eye Jurica on the TV! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
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After hours and hours of reading from a textbook, with teeny tiny textbook text, your vision becomes blurry and one of your eyeballs keeps crossing and you can't stop it.
Signs of library googly eyes:
1. You walk by a cubical and see legs coming out from underneath the desk.
2. The person under the desk is napping.
3. You see a person attempting to type a paper with one eye closed. (drunk texting logic does not work in this state)
4. You make eye contact with a person, and their eyes are all googly and scary.
5. You see them trying to Google" how to rent a seeing eye dog for the walk home."
Someone who definitely has a brain disorder but doesn't admit it, because they will get bullied by kids that are much younger then them.
Look at googly-eyes over there pissing in the corner, fucking bozos.
When your drunk girlfriend hits herself in the eye with her phone while trying to activate google assistant.
My girl gave herself a googly eye earlier.