Gooning is an act wherein porn addicts masturbate and edge for hours on end, yet do not achieve orgasm (nor do they want to) for weeks or months. Any orgasm a gooner/goonette does have should be ruined (save that of a femboy or sissy, who are allowed a ruin or a sissygasm).
"Are you #gooning for porn mommy? Good, edge away your mind... get deeper and deeper for her."
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To masturbate, especially in an obsessive or energetic way. See gooning. Also, the act of masturbating energetically.
Given the choice, he'd rather goon than fuck. At the end of a hard day, he likes to toke up and goon. He's going to go home and have a goon.
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A menace to society. they have no reason to act like this, they just feel like it.
Kyler you are being an absolute goon right now.
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Known as Gangstaz and killers. Partners who ride and die together.
1)"I'll come to your house, me and my goons
Loadin up bangers, ridin under the moon
Throwin up fingers sayin "My side rule"-Lil wayne
2)You shouldnt had fucked wit tyrone, his goons are comin to whoop your ass.
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Cheap wine. Often comes in a 4 Litre Cask for around $10 Australian dollars.
'Magic Goon' is wine mixed with lemonade, OJ etc.
Most commonly said in Australia.
"What else can get you fucked for $2.50AUD?"
"That is sum nasty ass goon."
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Generally slow witted, or goofy.
Also of either poor quality in character, dress, or personality
Wanna go hang out with Loui?
No man, that kid's such a goon.
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Someone hired to rough someone up, usually someone big and dumb who commits acts of violence for money.
I'll show those fools, i'll hire a couple of goons to give those butt-pummeling ass clowns a fresh one accross the face. FIST!
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