Random
Source Code
Random
When someone rejects you and stops talking to you and blocks you on social networks. It hurts because you used to be so close.
Girl: Maybe we shouldn't see each other anymore.
Guy: Your ass is amazing so, don't try to Gotye me!
4👍 2👎
GOTIS, n. An acronym for Girl On The Internet Syndrome. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: overly inflated ego, Unwarranted Self-Importance (USI), profound narcissism, lack of self awareness and/or humility, referring to anyone who criticizes her as "incels, losers, or haters" complete lack of accountability, a smug aura of imagined superiority, and an overriding opinion that her box simply does not stink. The causes are a craving for attention, and doing increasingly outlandish things to get it. You can help the sufferer recover by ignoring her completely. The condition is most common among female Twitch streamers, gamer girls, TikTok and Only Fans users, and You Tubers.
Bob: Lil Tay, SSSniperwolf, and AOC all suffer from severe GOTIS, and should get off the internet and do something useful, like picking up litter, planting trees, or volunteering at a soup kitchen.
Doug: That's a good idea, they could get deserved and positive attention and help make the world a little better.
The brown surrounding a person's mouth after eating someone's ass.
Guy 1: dude, did you hear about Chad?
Guy 2: no, what happened?
Guy 1: he got a brown town gotye after eating Alice's ass.
When a musical artist posts one hit song and never again.
Person 1: Yo, have you heard of Fly Away by Tones and I?
Person 2: What? I only heard of Dance Monkey!
Person: Lol, she is following The Gotye Doctrine.