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Ex-convict, former prison inmate
'And before you left that house you killed all the people in it.' It wouldn't amaze him if every Old Grad in Kansas had heard that line.
In Cold Blood (Truman Capote)
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1. adj.
lifeless; without hope
2. n.
a sense of despair
3. v.
to make a really poor decision
see: game over
"Man I really grad-studented when I decided to eat that rotten hot-dog last night."
"That dead bum we just passed sent a shudder of grad student through me."
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Someone who postpones his unemployment, by staying in College to further his degree. Can be from between 2-to-8 years. A grad student is either a lazy bum who doesn’t want to leave College , or an overachieving dork.
Student 1: Man I gotta start finding a job tomorrow.Student 2: Nah, just become a grad student, and kick back another couplea years. Hey there’s a kegger tomorrow, you in?
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similar to dad bod, but only achieved by binge drinking while studying all year. No kids necessary.
Chicks totally dig grad bod cause they think it's dad bod.
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An alternative to school operated "Safe Grad" event where the graduating class is shipped off on buses to a safe alcohol and drug free environment.
Danger Grad is an unsafe event where copious amounts of alcohol and drugs are consumed. Due to this people do stupid things and more often then not someone gets hurt. Danger Grad usually takes the form of a single large party but can also be a multi-day event.
Peter: Hey Jon are you going to Safe Grad?
Jon: Hellz no man, i'm going to Danger Grad, i'm going to get completely hammered.
Peter: Wow that sounds like way more fun then being stuck with the entire graduating class and playing stupid games. All the time not being able to drink or do drugs.
Jon: Ya, you should definitely come to Danger Grad.
Peter: Aight.
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The honorary stoles and collars worn with the graduation gown. Usually denotes high acheivement throughout various areas in academics.
Person 1: Is that your National Honor Society collar?
Person 2: Hell yeah! You know your jealous of this grad swag!
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A very flexible term for a frat boy, a group of them, or their mental outlook on life. Derives from the cold hard fact that no one other than an asshole would buy or wear a grad ring. Therefore, by a clever trick of logic you can safely assume any frat boy you meet owns a grad ring.
Did you see the size of that guy's grad ring?! (accusatory)
John got drunk and went all grad ring on us.
When the grad rings arrived at the party, we knew it was time to jam out.
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