Gram

Village in a third-world country

"BROOOOO! I WANNA GO BACK TO THE GRAM!"

Grams

a slap on the forehead, used as a slight punishment for uttering something stupid. The "neck" of 2009

Guy: Hey man, wheres the bathroom?
Man: Its right in front of you, guy..
Guy: oh.....
Man: Grams! *slap on forehead*. Now you know.

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The Gram

Instagram, but for douches

Douche 1: Whats The Gram?
Douche 2: Instagram, but for douches

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Gram

An abbreviation for "instagram" used by idiots and gullible stoners

Bro check out this meme I found on gram.
Gram? Thats the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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Gramming

posting pictures in Instagram

John: Hey Nik, how was the music festival that you attended over weekend?
Nik: oh! dude, seriously! don’t tell me that you missed all my grammings

Reva: what’s the matter with all that grammings?
Julie: Meaning, me and Chris are now officially going out!

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Gram

1/21 of the weight of the human soul, as verified by science.

"Oh look, Steve died. Now he weighs 21 grams less than before."

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Gram

A caring great-grandma who you love so much

I love you Gram!

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