grandads pudding

the process of preparing corn beef hash (corn beef with mash potato) then applying it to a big pair of your girlfriends big knickers/panties/apple catchers. she then wears them for the whole day, until the evening meal. you then take her knickers and eat the hash for your supper! yummy!

i ate my grandads pudding from my girlfriends knickers while watching blockbusters

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moist grandad

This is simply accomplished by taking a woman and having coitus with her in HER grandad's bed.

Kyle: Did you give her a moist grandad?
Austin: Had to.

Grandad Neck

An old fashioned shirt, for men, without the collar, a t-shirt with buttons, particularly popular in great Britian (July 2009) amongst men, teen and pre-teen boys.

Wow, Nice grandad neck Tom

Grandad-ing

the concept of 'grandad-ing' is quite complicated for some people to grasp.
'grandad-ing' is when you find an innocent unaware soul in the street. U then knee them in the thigh.. and this is 'grandad-ing'...you call it 'grandad-ing' because after you have comppleted the technique you walk like a cripple...this is the 'grandad' concept :D

hello there
(pretend to go and hug the person you say hello to)
CABLAMMMM.....you knee them in the thigh...u have to knee them at the outer side of the thigh to get the fuller effect...and then u can run away and laugh and shout hahah i just 'grandad-ed' you! this is the concept of grandad-ing

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Grandad Bod

An advanced form of Dad Bod characterized by a rotund belly, fat rolls and a male muffin top. Causes can include excessive alcohol consumption, junk food and grad school.

I had a Dad Bod 15lbs ago. Now, I’ve developed a grandad bod.

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Urban Grandad

A new generation of hipster, 28+ male found in cities. Rocking a flat cap, checked flannel shirt and old man Cardigan. Far less edgy than a hipster, they may or may not have a beard and they generally work in middle management and like to spend weekends on meditation retreats, having nice weekends with family and friends and not drinking the latest on trend craft beer.

Celeb Urban grandads include Matthew Edmondson radio one and John Richardson comedian

I Really like Matt, he’s such a nice guy, he had a cool cardigan on last week, when he told me he liked my jumper, he’s such an Urban Grandad.

Grandads whisper

the horrible laugh of an elderly person that seems to be more like a death rattle than a sign of amusement

grandad saw a ladies ankles and i almost call for a herce because of his bloody grandads whisper

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