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A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.
“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”
1. The parent of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepparent of one's grandparent.
My step-great-grandparent is a good person.
An excellent decision. Are you bored with the usual mumbo-jumbo your grandparents talk about? Bring alcohol into the picture! It will spice up any conversation, and your grandparents will either think you're a degenerate, or a comedy god.
"(Being drunk at dinner with your grandparents) is the best thing I've ever done!
1- Step-great-grandparent's parent.
2- Great-grandparent's stepparent.
My step-great-great-grandparent is a good person.
Save the roaches from your joints and combine the resonated pot into a new (more potent) joint. If planned correctly, this technique can be repeated endlessly, producing high-potency grandparent joints and even great-grandparent joints.
"Looks like we've got enough here for a Grandparent joint, anyone down?"
"I have been saving the great-grandparent joint of last summer for my backpacking trip."