When using Grindr becomes so toxic, you become a hermit for the following week due to the level of depression you experience.
Friend: Why have you been ignoring me lately?
Me: Oh yeah, Blake and I have given up on love. This week we’ve had Grindr Depression due to a promised hookup, then instant block.
(Noun) An after party or after session which is organised through the app 'Grindr.' Usually attended exclusively by gay males who have ingested a wide array of drugs.
Friend 1: "Did you go home straight after the club?"
Friend 2: "No, I went to a grindr afters and got reefed, didn't get home until 10am."
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A grindr boy is a homosexual male who was starved of affection and emotional intimacy in his childhood and often resorts to indiscriminate sex with strangers to fill the void. See: me
A: Barack really gets around, if you know what I mean.
B: Oh, totally. Typical grindr boy.
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The age a man post to his online dating/ hook profile instead of his actual age. This deceptive practice usually is an attempt to add to his overall desirability. Lends itself to the CATFISH terminology.
His grindr age says he is 48 years old, but when I met him, he had to be at least 60. I told that catfish to hit the road.
When you catch a STD from your Grindr date.
Damn Dog, he called in sick again, says it hurts to swallow.
I bet he got that Grindr Fire.
The arthritic fatigue you experience in your thumb after spending too much time scrolling up and down on Grindr.
Damn, I just wasted two hours refreshing Grindr and can barely move my thumb now - got a case of that Grindr thumb!
Grindr Drive-by: the act of driving by a suspecting, closeted homosexual.
“Hey let’s do a Grindr Drive-by to see if Kevin is really a Mo!”