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Gripping on for dear life to the toilet while having explosive Diarrhea. This is usually followed after a night of heavy drinking or eating several bowls of cream of mushroom soup.
Larry's doctor had to explain to him why his love for fried food and Pabst Blue Ribbon kept giving him The Grippers.
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Grippers are your feet. Feet who's toes can spread on command and feet that look like hands.They are commonly known as grippers.
stella: Put the Grippers down and away
zoee: * spreads toes apart*
a driver who, for whatever reason, insists on having both hands on the steering wheel for dear life at all times, as if they were either still taking the damn driving test, or the wheel requires so much strength to move that they actually need both their arms to steer.
commonly seen among immigrants, the elderly, overweight and/or bespectacled soccer moms (in most cases while driving their infuriating "ninny vans"), and gay men.
"I wish those fucking grippers would learn how to drive properly, they can't seem to understand the road signs or know when to make a lane change.....but God FORBID they drive without both hands on the damn wheel!!!"
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Guard or other ticket collector who is doing ticket check on board a train.
Get your tickets out lads, here comes the gripper...
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