Grippy Slippy

The act of a girl tightening her vaginal muscles on command as you're ejaculating; giving you the most intense orgasm you'll ever experience in your life. Then she ghost you leaving you psychologically scarred.

Bro a month ago, this girl I met hit me with the Grippy Slippy. I haven't been the same since.

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Grippy Gummers

Oh you know 😉 when they got no teeth on those gums. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United grippy gummers and to the gums for which they grip, one nation under grip, gummy, with grippy gums for all”

“Buddy I like when they have no teeth man, $25 you can get some free head. Those gums on that dick feel so good man. Them raw gums on that dick it just feels so great. For only $25!” - Lil Cumtism on Grippy Gummers

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grippy box

A girl’s pussy after she spent some time in grippy socks

I heard Megan was in the psych ward, she got that grippy box now

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get grippy

when you squeeze a girls vagina while sucking on you best friends dick while flirting with your mom's aunt, then you make Kool aid in a girls mouth then dip the balls in your dad's aborted fetus.

"dude you wanna get grippy with us? it will be so awesome!"

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Grippy Greg

The phallus being dry, as such being subjected to significant friction and pain upon its use.

Man 1- AAAAGAHAHAGRHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Man 2- What's wrong?
Man 1- I have a GRIPPY GREG.

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Slippy grippy

The manual stimulation of a male's penis with lubrication by another person, usually to the point of ejaculation.

Having mastered the slippy grippy, Susie was popular with her high school football team.

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grippy gimp

Someone by the name of George Gregor, a submissive and tight boy who always takes no for an answer.

“Who’s George Gregor”
“Oh that’s the grippy gimp”

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