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A bent penis, usually in a 180 degree curve so that its owner pisses on himself.Also useful for climbing mountains and raping girls from behind.Also, someone with terrible posture.
That climber dude in Utah had to cut off his arm. If he were blessed with a grock, he would have been able to save himself.
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Combination of the words great and rocks. Is meant to denote something so exciting/awe-inspiring that not just one of those above words will suffice.
"Dude, you finally got an internet connection in your room?"
"Yeah, it fucking grocks!"
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Grock is the Klingon way of saying "cock."
nuqneH GrOck? Do you want cock?
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a shortening of "geek rock"-- original songs relating to a fandom. for example, "Harry and the Potters" write grock.
She began an epic grock song about Spike and Buffy.
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Adjective to describe:
1) a guy who can't seem to understand when a girl isn't interested in him
2) a guy who falls for a girl, and continues to like her, even after she treats him like crap (see green chick)
3) a guy who is completely oblivious about the girl who likes him, because he is preoccupied with being hung up on another girl who is uninterested in him
4) a guy who believes he has found the "perfect woman" but is in fact blinded by physical traits alone that he believes is beautiful, and does not base any of his attraction to the girl on substance or personality
"I don't understand why he's still hung up on her. All she's done is treat him like crap and walk all over him. I guess he's just Grock-retarded."
Girl 1: "I don't know what else I can do. I've flirted with him, I've danced with him, I even gave him my number - and nothing."
Girl 2: "He must still be hung up on that Green Chick. Gosh - sometimes he's so Grock-retarded!"
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The most loving couple you will ever meet, Jenna and Brock. They have the most passionate relationship and there always together. You'll never meet a better couple then grock.
Look at that cute couple over there. Omg they remind me of Grock.
when you cock turns green during the winter like the Grinch and grows green hairs
i have a huge grock right now becuse its December
lemme suck that huge grock of yours