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Verb(v) the act of taking a selfie by a friends vehicle while he or she is at work and upload the photo on your favorite social media with the disregard and the negligence of informing the owner of said vehicle.
<bro checking fb while on lunch> what the fuck is Carl doing molesting my car!? He didn't even say hi! That bastard ass fuck! Wait he took a pic of me while I was working? That groping bastasstard.
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To have sex or touch another in a sexual manner.
"Why are there so many cars parked along the side of the road towards the airport?"
"People groping before they get on their plane?"
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Something that's not to your liking.
"We didn't catch one fish all night, That's Groping."
My friend and I were running late for a concert and he said, "That's Groping."
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Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.
Dude, stop that.
What?
Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?
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To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.
Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.
When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.
Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.
To feel an object all over so that you do not actually "see" a Smirnoff Ice.
Mike "Yo, who opened this bag and didnt drink the Ice that was in here?"
Max "Chris did the ol' Marchini Grope so he wouldn't see the Ice, and could hide it himself."
Everyone "What a bitch!"
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