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when you take on your girl, or guy i dont judge
dont grope me you stupid fucktard
grope me you sexy fucktard
idk do you wanna grope me you fucktard
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With homosexuals, feeling the size (length, girth) of a potential trick's penis while the hardened penis is still in the pants of the trick.
Howard could feel something like the size of a hard gherkin in LeRoy's pants, so he decided not to grope him anymore and moved on.
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Something that's not to your liking.
"We didn't catch one fish all night, That's Groping."
My friend and I were running late for a concert and he said, "That's Groping."
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Grabbing at pockets, patting yourself down to make sure you have your cellphone and don't need to turn around and go back home for it. This behaviour tends to be heightened in people who also have a habit of going back to check the locks on the doors several times before leaving home.
Dude, stop that.
What?
Quit the phone grope. You're always grabbing at your pockets as soon as we're on the road. Didn't you remember your cell?
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When you allow someone nice to get a little handsy because you feel sorry for them and their limited groping opportunities.
Henry is such a nice guy and I feel bad that he doesn't get any action. I permitted the hello hug to evolve into a light Mercy Grope last night just to throw the guy a bone.
To casually touch or caress a friend whom you have no romantic interest in.
Yeah, like me and Skye are totally just friends, but that's not to say there hasn't been some platonic groping sometimes when we're drunk.
To feel an object all over so that you do not actually "see" a Smirnoff Ice.
Mike "Yo, who opened this bag and didnt drink the Ice that was in here?"
Max "Chris did the ol' Marchini Grope so he wouldn't see the Ice, and could hide it himself."
Everyone "What a bitch!"
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