A group chat for sussy people named BEN BREN AND ANDRE
Can you get on the QWERTYUIOP GROUPCHAT? Today?
Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?
Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh
(average class groupchat conversation)
The mound of forgotten, forlorn groupchats piling up at the bottom of your messages list.
Tombstones in the groupchat graveyard often read “Ibiza 2016 🔥”, “Victoria’a bdayyyy”, or, more tragically, “4ever Squad” and “Ride-or-dies”.
According to legend, some of the groupchats in the graveyard may be haunted by the people who acquired your friends’ old phone numbers.
1: “What was the name of that guy I hooked up with at Sara’s brother’s wedding?”
2: “Check the groupchat graveyard hun.”
A place where people say anything they want without being asked to, and if you send anything, we all know you expect a reaction
Lucy: hey guys here's a cute dog video
Ryan: nobody asked
Everyone: Ryan shut up this is a groupchat
Very gay, very cursed groupchat dedicated to attack on titan, Armin Arlert, and Sam’s love for Aniya. Every member is an icon.
“What’s that groupchat you’re always getting cursed images from?”
“Oh! That’s the colossal twinks groupchat!”
a groupchat created by the gods themselves. they put alliyah, juliana, kailonna, sofia, alenna, holly, sienna, tayler, loren, rachel, poppy, kylie, eric, ryder, mark, aaron, and zach together. well, and adrian, but he only takes annual showers so he doesn't really count. ZAM stand for zach clayton, aaron melloul, and mark thomas, but mark left so now it's kinda just ZA which is kinda sad but we're dealing with it. it's also full of cool celebs who never come in because Tayler and Juliana always send weird videos of themselves.
adrian: hey Zam groupchat!
sofia: adrian, go take your annual shower and leave us alone
juliana: me and adrian are dating
loren and rachel: uwuwuw
alliyah: *sends memes*
mark:
A groupchat that happens to be the best and funniest groupchat on stan Twitter, commonly known for ending other stans on Twitter dot com, as well as being the most payola heavy groupchat whose members cannot unflop without the help of akaashipayola. The groupchat is also known for the constant fights and disagreements that occur between the members who just so happen to hate each other's faves since half of the members are multis.
Example 1:
Person 1: "Leo and Aki won't stop spamming Lana lyrics in Oomfs I Wanna Marry Groupchat"
Person 2: "Because of them I'm literally starting to hate lana..."
Example 2:
Person 1: "Oiwmgc members are fighting again today, I can't believe this..."
Person 2: "Oh, it must be Azure, Leo, or Bobo...We are tired."
Example 3:
Person 1: "Someone PLEASE tell Moon and Maryam to stop asking for payola."
Example 4:
Person 1: "Azure just said he changed his stanlist... AGAIN."
Person 2: "His arianator phase will only last 2 weeks I think. His jensetter, carat, and nctzen phases didn't last long💀"
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