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Ten Points for Gryffindor!

An exclamation used to inform one's friends and acquaintances about a successful hook-up. Only applies to sexual intercourse, although fewer points may be allotted for scoring a base run if the player doesn't make it all the way home. Especially useful if you don't want everyone in the room to know about your sexual escapades.

Person 1: Hey man, where were you last night? We waited for an hour before we left!

Person 2: Yeah, sorry bro, got tied up with that girl from the club. But hey, Ten Points for Gryffindor!!

Person 1: Oh, we're cool then

by ScorinPoints February 8, 2010

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50 points for Gryffindor!

Orgasmic exclamation uttered when fucking a guy who looks like the spitting image of The Boy Who Lived. Either you're role playing, or it just comes out involuntarily when he shoots his gunk inside you. Used by straight gals as well as gay guys who love the kink of bottoming for a Potter lookalike.

"Damn, I'm so close... ooo ahhh uhhhhHHHH!"
"Oh baby... 50 points for Gryffindor!"

by Bärli May 28, 2016

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10 points for Gryffindor

a phrase used to communicate that you just had sex

I finally had sex with my last girlfriend. After we finally did it for the first time, I reached across her, grabbed my cell, and text my friend "10 points for Gryffindor!"

by thatbk423 April 15, 2010

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Ten Points for Gryffindor

The term defining the event where a man and a woman are having intercourse in a bedroom, and upon the time of finishing, a third party who has been hiding in the closet, unbeknowsnt to the man or woman, jumps out and yells "TEN POINTS FOR GRYFFINDOR!!!" and promptly runs out of the room. Usually works best with random hook ups, but also is well suited for sex within a relationship.

"Yo dude, you remember how Chris was with that random girl last night? I so ten points for gryffindored them"

by 5079th August 25, 2008

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10 Points for Gryffindor

Used to state an achievement or compliment someone on an achievement. Commonly used in Halo LAN parties, especially those in the Emmaus, PA area.

"Haha I just stuck you. 10 Points for Gryffindor!"

Guy: "Dude I just got a triple kill!"
Rest of Team: "10 Points for Gryffindor!"

by BJ69PA December 28, 2005

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Any house but Gryffindor

You’re basically an NPC if you’re not in Gryffindor.

Oh you were sorted into any house but Gryffindor?? You’re definitely not the main character.

by Poonwizard February 6, 2023


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