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When a man slaps the vagina with his testicles with enthusiasm causing him to prematurely ejaculate
Ex) Last night my man went for the Jubilant Guava and I swear some of it went up my nose
Used to define comical statements.
Person 1: Holy Guava!! Someone died!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 haha L
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1. full-on, unmitigated bullshit.
2. to be inundated with bullshit.
3. the act of being bullshat.
syn. - guavenous.
"I got hit with a blue shell, then two green shells, knocking me off the course on Wario Stadium -- then Lakitu put me back down on the course right onto a big banana, and then Baby Luigi's chain chomp knocked me off the course a SECOND time!! It's raining guavas!!! I'm never playing this game again!
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After having sex, you pull out and on your condom there is some some sticky jam like substance. Typically, It's vaginal fluid mixed with blood. It usually happens when the girl is getting over her period
What the hell is this on my wii? Ohh Yeen, guava jam! Time to make some toast
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Guava Juice is a bad Youtuber you shits out content for 7 year old kids. Guava Juice tastes like total sweaty gym socks, which have been out in the sun for way too long.
Don't subscribe.
Person1: Hey, what are you watching?
Person2: Oh just some brainlit.
Person1: How the hell does this exist?
Guava Juice should not exist...
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The best fruit beverage, also a YouTuber.
Guava juice is an interesting YouTuber. He really reminds me of my friend Marcelo.
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Slang for pussy- especially one that ejaculates, queefs, or pops out shitty children excessively.
"Looking down the barrel of that chick's guava-cannon is like staring at the distended mouth of a palsy patient."
"Swear t'Jesus- I was lyin' on the bed after we fucked, and she climbed over me to use the bathroom. All'a sudden her guava-cannon fires off, and now I gots the chunkies in mah chest hair."