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Guch Printer

A Printer of which Prints a Guch. (Printer Of Guch)

Yo man you wanna go send our crushes GUCH pics, I know where the spare Guch Printer is.

by Thy GUCH Printer December 8, 2019


Guch Spat

when preparing for a game, spating your guch is the art of taping your guch to ensure stabilty and safeness

in the following order: Twice around the waist, Over left shoulder and through your legs (from the back), Over right shoulder, through legs again, twice wrapped around both thighs. (For aslo support; see also badger spat)= guch spat

by Captain Batesalot March 24, 2011


Guch Hook

When a person rubs their index finger along their guch, then proceeds to form a hook with the index finger. The finger is then inserted into the mouth of an unsuspecting individual so as to simulate that person being hooked like a fish. A more sinister aproach to the fish hookmaneuver. This move is usually performed on a person that is being an asshole or just plain will not shut up.

Guy 1- Dude, Jason is acting like a real asshat tonight.

Guy 2- Yeah I know. I'm going to play some football then give him the old Guch Hook. That should teach him.

by Pete_guitar January 24, 2009

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Guched Knife

The act of a knife going through the Guche and through your testies and penis

If you dont shut up jake i will give you a guched knife.

by Elaxist May 26, 2010

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south-american guche piranna

wildly biting the skin between the pussy and asshole. Usually performed in retalliation for a scrape or poorly performed blow-job.

She scraped me during our 69, so I gave her the old, "south-american guche piranna".!

by greenradioactive March 3, 2009

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guched up

1. when someone or an animal is over-excited in the cutest way possible.

2. dancing to empress you, or if a animal is extremely fluffy.

1. keewee the parrot flies to the window, to see his companion come home from school. Keewee's cheeks get very fluffy, and he dances around to show how guched up he is.

by amazingabbyyyyy December 15, 2014


Skinnucci guch

A word derived from "scootch", just more gucci/slang

Hungry boi: "om nom nom."
Squashed boi: "Skinnucci guch, will ya?"

by sirswaggyshadz April 25, 2018