C H A I R

God.

Me “C H A I R”
You “noice”

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C N R H K

Chuck Norris RoundHouse Kick, usually to the face but can be applied to any body part. Resulting in an immediate knockout, Derives from the imfamous Chuck Norris and his ability to solve any problem with a roundhouse kick.

Hey T-Fresh dat hocake muthafucka is about to get a C N R H K to the face, real proper like.

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Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

You'll figure it out

A: Hey, remember when Steve Jobs almost died of Ligma and met Joe?
B: Who's Joe?
A: Josh eroding his mapping Macbook, but without the s,h,r,o,d,i,n,g,p,c and b

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r-h-c-a-c-h-p

Rub Her Clit And Call Her Princess

"yo you gonna r-h-c-a-c-h-p tonight"

B e e s e c h u r g e r

B e e s e c h u r g e r’s are an extremely rare fast food item, sold at mcdawnalds. If most people get one they normally get free chinkin nungets on the side.

Welcome to mcdawnalds do you wanna phucking

b e e s e c h u r g e r

P-please, I just wanna s-see my wife again.

Chinken nunget

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E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others

Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS

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T H E G R E A T T R I A L

THE GREAT TRIAL awaits

Comrade what are you waiting for the T H E G R E A T T R I A L awaits

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