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This is what the world would taste like if it was shrunk down to the size of a ping pong ball.
Which is a magma-flavored M&M with a crunchy dirt shell, or in shorter terms, a dirty habanero
Person 1: What the world would taste like if it was shrunk down to the size of a ping pong ball?
Person 2: I don't know, probably a dirty habanero
In which hot pepper seeds are inserted into the urethra and vigorous intercourse is performed. Upon ejaculation, the male's partner will experience the burning fire of a thousand suns.
Habanero sunrise-Arriba
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When something hilarious happens or said and it only becomes funny after a short delay of time.
-James laughs at something that happened 30 minutes ago-
James: You know how when you start laughing about something way after it already happened?
Bill: Like a habanero pepper, it's in the back of your throat and it's just starting to get hot now?
James: Yeah i just got a habanero joke right there.
The most disgusting whiskey ever produced. Drank only by skinny men with bacne and unusually deep voices.
Did you see slim drinking that waypoint honey habanero?
Accidentally eating a habanero chill pepper intended for someone else who you attempted to prank/fool. Ideally you will have attempted to disguise the chilli in a serving bowl but fell victim to your own prank.
Hey mate.. you just reverse-habaneroed yourself!
1. a mishap similar to, but a hundred times worse than "jalapeño dick".
2. a very passionate male lover with a very small penis.
1. Chef Alberto got rushed to the hospital last night with a bad case of habanero dick.
2. Alberto's ex-wife referred to him as a "habanero dick".
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When a hooker rides your face and 24-48 hours later your eyes are crusted over and burning as if they have been rubbed with habanero peppers.
I hooked up with that chick last night and she gave me habanero of the eye.
The odds of catching habanero of the eye go up when in Las Vegas.
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