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A woman who is extremely comfortable around members of any sexual orientation, especially that of homosexual and bisexual males, but she herself, is generally heterosexual (not always) and enjoys the benefits of friendsips with the members of the opposite sex, without the underlying sexual tension that normally is present between a male and female who might enjoy sleeping with one another.
Kat: There is nothing wrong with my preoccupation with homosexuals.
Matt: But I think it's borderlining onlesbianism.
Kat: Sorry, but your out of luck on your threesome fantasy, I'm a faghag, not a lesbian!
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A woman who likes the company of gay men. It can be affectionate or offensive, depending on the usage.
"I totally only have gay friends, im a total Fag Hag" (Usually said whilst lusting over their gay best friend that they secretly love in a gay bar)
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fag hag is a girl who is a gay man's best female friend, they shop together, oogle over guys together, and tend to gravitate toward eachother in terms of friendship
Kylee enjoys being friends with Brad becuase he wont ever try to get in her pants. Kylee is a fag hag.
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A woman with an intense, gripping, white knuckle fear of rejection that has led her to spend all of her time with men who have no reason to reject her sexually. This behavior gives the woman a false sense of security for as long as she and her "fag" engage in thoroughly demolishing each other's chances at forming real romantic relationships.
Hag: Omigod, Tim called me at 9:15 last night instead of 9:00! What was he doing for those fifteen minutes?
Fag: Probably cheating on you, girlfriend! You don't need him. Text him a Dear John and we can go shopping!
Hag: What would I do without you? It pays to be a fag hag!
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Female friend of a homosexual male. Typically incapable of dealing with heterosexual males, the fag hag acts like the gay guy's girlfriend without actually having sex with him. Examples of such behaviour include hugging or linking arms with the gay guy, dragging him onto dancefloors while he is trying to seduce someone, and having an emotional breakdown whenever said gay guy looks dangerously close to going home with someone else. Fag hags are extremely insecure about their "friendship" and will not tolerate competition for their gay guy's time or attention. Gay guys have faghags because they make them feel emotionally stable by comparison and can be guaranteed never to have other plans when they need someone to go out with, but will generally ditch them as soon as they can find someone to pound their poopchute and won't make them watch Desperate Housewives until they lapse into a coma.
Mark's fag hag totally rapes Mark's social life.
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A female friend in which most homosexual men confide in and vice verse. Generally the closest non-sexual girlfriend with who you check out guys, go shopping, adam-tease, bitch about your competitions and cry when u have a broken heart.
Fag hag could be your sister, a cousin you are close to, friend or may be just a colleague who is gaylerant (gay-tolerant).
Tommy and his fag hag are coming over for dinner.
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Women who really enjoy the company of homosexual men. Teenage fag hags are very immature in sharp contrast to adult fag hags. These teenage girls really only use their fag as an accessory and only use stereotypically effeminate homosexual boys. If they meet a fag who is not a flaming queen (which is the majority of them), they accuse them of lying about being a fag in an attempt to get into their pants or something of that effect in the most ignorant way known to man. This is because they want a fag friend like the ones seen on TV: a girl-friend guy who enjoys shopping, fashion, make-up, talking about their feelings, and other girly stuff when in reality most homosexual and bisexual boys are just regular Joes but no one knows that becuase they are not recognized as homo/bi by appearance.
Adult fag hags are usually more mature and look for a friendship with a male without the risk of being sexually wanted by the male. The man is not neccessarily the guy-girl-friend and maybe be straight acting.
Teenage fag hags think all gay boys listen to Madonna and shop at Gucci and talk in lisps; what dumb bimbos.
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