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A car that is most likely being driven by a homosexual - like an Audi TT
Hey look at Jon in his new Audi TT - that's definitely a hairdressers car.
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A car which is hilariously underpowered, and looks very, very stupid.
Oh look, it's Jack in his new Land Rover Evoque, such a hairdressers car
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A pussy that's hairy with glowing red flaps that stick out and crusty saddle bags, akin to a bacon sandwich on its side that's been on the floor of a hair dressing salon in all the cut off hair.
I wish I'd never gone down on her, she had a hairdressers bacon sandwich....
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Used when in a your mom fights.
It's a grade higher than "your mom"
Joey: What's the name of that song?
Sally: Never gonna giv-
Mickey: It's called, your mom!
Joey: Well, your mom's hairdresser!
Mickey: :O
Sally: *Head-desk*
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This is when someone in business says that they could do something so much better than the person or company you used before.
Everyone will be familiar with going to a new hairdresser for the first time and they will invariably ask' who used to do your hair?' and then proceed to say how badly they did it and why you are right to have came to them (even though they are likely to make a bigger dog's dinner of it)
The same also applies for any service you used, 'who did your garden last?', ' who do you use to clean your windows? ', 'who did your last marketing campaign?' - criticism from a new provider is hairdresser's syndrome.
Householder to friend "The new gardener couldn't believe how bad my previous gardener was"
Friend " There's a surprise, that's just hairdresser's syndrome! Your new guy has done an even worse job as far as I can see"
a person who cuts people's hair and puts it into a style.
Hairdresser advice
A small 'sports car featuring an overpowered engine. Predominantly owned by girls & 'metro' boys. examples include: celica, mx-5, s2000, 350z, 370z, mr2, audi tt. occupants of these vehicles invariably buy them because they are "stylish" not because of any performance or convenience factors. Often garners the argument "i'd beat you in corners" or "its not a hairdressers car! its a sports car!" the nissan 350z was nominated hairdressers choice of the decade
You drive a 350z? Dude that's a hairdresser car.