...half

half is used typically when you say something that you are only half joking/serious about. It can be used after just kidding instead of saying just kidding...kind of. in other words, half is a subsitution for the word kinda. Or it can be used in any statement that is only half true.
however percentages may not be used but fractions are optional. and if you are fully kidding, just say just kidding... not full kidding. it is not acceptable.

Lauren: Bob, you're ugly...just kidding!...half.

Kenny: I like you...well half.

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Half and Half

A mixed drink of lemonade and ice tea. Prefectly complements a chicken box or lake trout. Genuine half and half is only found in southern cities in "ghetto" areas.

Chinese man: Wat u want?
Shamesha: Get me a jumbo half and half and a chicken box wid a thigh and wing.
Chinese man: 6 dala

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Half and half

A person who is of mixed race.

Demetrius is half and half. Half black and half white.

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Half and half

Slang term for a bi racial person

Barack Obama is half black and half white...half and half.

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Halfed

When your spouse wants a divorced and she wants half of everything (I.e your money) that you have.

Bob: “Man, Janet wants a divorce and she halfed me for my money!”
Tom: Shoulda signed a prenup.

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half on

Like a hard on, it comes about when some thing is arousing, but not enough to induce a full erection.

While watching two average women make out, Jim noticed that he was sporting a half on.

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Half-On

A semi-erect penis. (See: Semi, Chub) Fifty percent of a Hard-On. A "bulge in the pants," as it were.

I often get a half-on while leering at females on the subway.

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