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someone who has gotten themselves completely drunk
'people who get hammered won't be able to nail'
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A very large penis. Not only long, but has a girth that cannot be ignored. Known for preventing many woman from ever walking again and causing severe bruising. You might as well literally try to have sex with a hammer.
Girl 1: "Hey did you see Terrell at practice? You could totally see his junk when he was wearing that spandex!"
Girl 2: "I feel sorry for his girlfriend. The Hammer he is packing would kill me. "
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Nickname for your buddy who's hung like a horse
Everyone called Nick 'The Hammer' after seeing him naked in the shower at school.
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Another definition to this widely used term referring to the act of getting bludgeoned (possibly to death) with the tool known as a hammer.
"I got hammered at Home Depot last night."
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(Seattle slang) adjective, used to describe ugliness in people, usually females, as if their hideous face could only be explained as "hit by a hammer".
She's cute right?" "Nah she's hammered!
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