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The cutest living things in the world
Person: do you like hamsters?
Me: of course! I love them!
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To crash or lose control of a vehicle at very high speed.
From Richard Hammond (also known as 'hamster') of BBC Top Gear, who in 2006 crashed a jet car at around 300mph.
"160mph? Careful you don't hamster it, son"
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An acronym used to describe a young female who has one or more meaningless jobs. These jobs typically start with the letters H,A,M,S,T,E and R, but on some occasions may also fall outside of specified range. Said job(s) may also be the woman's elected long term vocation. Most popular HAMSTER jobs include but are not limited to the following:
H = hairstylist, hostess
A = actress, assistant
M = model, musician
S = stripper, secretary
T = technician (nail,skin, etc.), teller
E = entertainer, exotic dancer
R = receptionist, runaway
To clarify, some of these jobs can indeed be legitimate (actress, model), however a HAMSTER will falsely classify herself as one. This is an attempt to pose and create a sense of self worth that otherwise should not exist.
Josh really liked the girl, but realized there was no long term prospects due to her being a HAMSTER.
Guy: "What do you do for a living?"
Girl: "Oh mah god. I'm kinda like an actress, model, and singer. Yeah, totally"
Guy: "Wow, you're a triple HAMSTER! I gotta run."
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*Being excessively drunk.
*Drunkenness that leads to generous and plentiful acts of frivolity and/or debauchery.
*Level of intoxication which surpasses whomever one is drinking with.
*A state of intoxication that one is proud of.
"We had the best time! I was wicked HAMSTERED!"
"Why did I sleep in all my clothes? I don't know...maybe because I was so frickin' HAMSTERED."
"I was so HAMSTERED, I made out with my boss."
"We only drank two bottles of wine, but I was completely HAMSTERED."
"My heel got stuck under the floor mat, because I was still totally HAMSTERED while I drove to work."
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a meat dish served by contractor KBR (Kellogg, Brown and Root) to US soldiers in Iraq consisting of deep fried chicken cordon bleu, which based on its size, shape and color looks remarkably like a small furry animal commonly called a hamster.
by a solder standing in the KBR chow line, "I'll have two hamsters please."
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those small furry rodents that poop on everything in youre house, enjoy hiding in hard to access places, chew on the remote buttons and that will deliver a painful bite with no notice
note :they do not like to be squeezed 10/10 scientists and average retards aggree
little kid : MOM I WANT A HAMSTER FOR CHRISTMAS
mom: okay
...3 days later the house looks like the bathroom from dumb and dumberer and every poor remote has lost its buttons
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an animal that’s easily fuckable
“my cousin ejaculated in my hamster last night”
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