A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")
So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?
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A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isnβt readily available.
The name of a mans dominant wanking hand
masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop
Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.
The nick name you give your beater hand
My nigga got a date with Palma Handerson tonight aka his left hand
a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.
man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand
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Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.
Last night I had a date with Palmala handerson.
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Someone who canβt keep their hands to themselves. They are constantly touching and feeling on someone else.
It was like he had 10 pairs of hands, he was all grabby handerson.
A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.
"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."