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Pummela Handerson

A nickname given to one's hand when masturbating to make it sound slightly more glorious (i.e. like "Pamela Anderson")

So you went home and scored with Pummela Handerson?

by Spit Blood April 21, 2003

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Palmela Handerson

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop

Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.

by Kribby December 11, 2018


palma handerson

The nick name you give your beater hand

My nigga got a date with Palma Handerson tonight aka his left hand

by Homie Pillows September 17, 2017


happy handerson

a celebratory handjob from your spouse as a reward for an expensive gift.

man! the other night helen gave me a happy handerson for those new earings i bought her, and for once didn't complain about me cumming on her hand

by Doug W. February 12, 2008

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Date with Palmala Handerson

Males using their hand to 'jack off', that is holding their dicks and moving their hand back and forth.

Last night I had a date with Palmala handerson.

by Scott Boose April 18, 2008

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Grabby Handerson

Someone who can’t keep their hands to themselves. They are constantly touching and feeling on someone else.

It was like he had 10 pairs of hands, he was all grabby handerson.

by Otis Spunkmiester July 4, 2023


Palmela Handerson

A name used to refer to the hand as a feminine partner of sex during solo masturbation of one who has a sexual interest in females but at the time is choosing/settling for solely a relationship with oneself and one's hand.

"My friend Dorothy Hancock suggested that I need to get laid. I informed them kindly that I am just fine with Palmela Handerson and her five sisters to take care of my sexual needs."

by Misfit Adams November 14, 2022