Hank

Insatiable appetite for ass.

Gee that’s Hank has an insatiable appetite for ass’

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hank

A measurement of beef, weighing about two and a half pounds.

Maria: What's your name?
Hank: Hank.
Maria: Like a hank of beef?

Customer: I'd like some roast beef?
Butcher: How many hanks?
Customer: Well, I'm going to have three people for dinner, think one hank will be enough?
Butcher: I'd get two hanks to be safe, or at least one and a half hanks

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Hank

Person who catches many fish, consumes in moderation, adorred by women, tells great stories of his adventures, one step ahead of johnny law and jealous husbands.

I wish I was alot more like Hank.

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Hank-It

Putting a condom on only the tip of your male member so you get the feeling of going raw dog, but do not spill your swimmers as to get someone pregnant.

Hank-It (Future)
Hanking-It (Present)
Hanked-It (Past)

AKA Half-Raw

Carmon was a little too skanky to go full raw dog, but I am willing to Hank-It

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hanking

newest phenomena in Facebook profile picture photography where the subject is suspended from an inanimate and creative object. This is in response to the outbreak of "planking" photography that has swept Europe and the United States.

Gerald's hanking picture is so much better than the planking picture Brent made on the refrigerator, planking is so five minutes ago.

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Hank it

When you Bend/Work Any of the Simple chords on Guitar , typically used for country songs.. named after Hank Williams Jr.

"How do you get your guitar to make those twangy transitions?"
"Ya Gotta Hank It!"

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Hank

born after 1993, can't cook, all he know is McDonald's, charge they phone, be fem-boy, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie

Ian: "does Hank need therapy or...?"
Caydance: "probably"