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The funniest comedian alive, known for his food humor and comedic jokes.
You: Who is Hannibal Burress?
-after watching every clip of him on YouTube-
You: OMG he's got great comedic jokes!
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A term depicting a person who is constantly inclined to advise/lecture everyone about every little fact that they know in a pedantic manner.
Would you drop the Hannibal Lecture routine! I know how to boil eggs!!!
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The greatest military tactician in history, and general of the Carthaginian armies in both Punic Wars against Rome.
Inventor of the pincers movement, pioneered in the Battle of Cannae (216BC), the greatest defeat in Roman military history, and the third of his three great victories over Roman forces (following River Trebia in 218BC and Lake Trasimene in 217BC).
The Carthaginian empire spanned from Tunisia (where Carthage is) through Libya and most of North Africa, Spain, Mallorca, Corsica, Sicily, and Sardinia.
His name also inspired the name of the city of Barcelona, which was once part of the Carthaginian empire.
Alexander the Great may have had the numbers and the massive empire, but Hannibal Barca had the tactics, the better cavalry and ELEPHANTS!!!
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Coolest Book charector ever? Quite Possible. Was in 3 movies, who was portrayed by Anthony Hopkins (Who was an INCREDIBLE Hannibal) and 3 Books (Red Dragon First, Then Silence of the Lambs, and Hannibal Last) which was written by Thomas Harris (Who is one of the BEST writers ever, alongside of Stephen King) If you were fortunite to see Silence of the Lambs, you would know the greatness of Hannibal Lecter. How he seems to be your friend, how he is calm even when he kills people, how he knows everything that is happeneing, and he never loses his cool. Hannibal PWNS j00
"He dosn't kill because he is insane, he kills because he likes it"
- Will Graham, Red Dragon
If you have not seen The Silence of the Lmbs, Red Dragon or Hannibal, go out and buy it at blockbluster. And then read the books :)
Every Halloween, I have a Hannibal Lecter mask on, I scare everyone I meet.
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A serial ass kisser at work who is incompetent and can only survive be licking the bosses butts.
That dude is cool, but turns into Hannibal Lickter as soon as the Sales Manager enters the room.
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Boyhood home of author Mark Twain (real name Samuel Clemens), it is a boring town dominated by a Wal-Mart Supercenter and the overwhelming need to please the tourists rather than the townsfolk. A terrible place to raise children.
"I couldn't WAIT to get out of Hannibal, Missouri."
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1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.
CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.
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