har har argh

Horny pirate talk, usually associated with lobsters and booties.

Argh the lobster is shivering me booty! That feels nice! Har har ARGH!

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Har Har Mahadev

It means "Oh the supreme personality of godhead Lord Shiva please remove our sorrows"

Namah Parvati Pataye Har Har Mahadev

hardy har har

sarcastic laughter; when a cheesy joke is made you respond with this to show that that joke wasn't funny at all. See badum tish

Person 1: "I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a mussel."
Person 2: "Hardy har har."

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barney har har

When your dog drags his/her ass across the white carpet

Right after I shampooed the carpet Fido pulled the old Barney har har.

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Hardy-Har-Har

When you become very angry with someone instead of fighting or throwing verbal abuse you simply pull down your pants and thrust your ass at the person who made you angry and Grip each butt cheek and pull them back and forth while screaming at the top of your lungs Hardy-har-har!

(in the office)

Timmy: John your such a little bitch I told you to file those reports last night!

John:(Johns face growing very red and he pull down his pants vicously grabs his ass cheeks and pulls back and forth) Hardy-har-har Hardy-Har-Har !

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Hardly-har-har

A derisive comment following another's bomb of a joke or action.

That's your idea of funny? Hardly-har-har...

har har hoo

A derisive and cynical laugh with particular emphasis on the 'hoo' to indicate a particularly snide and sarcastic rejoinder to a bad joke or express deliberate insensitivity towards bad news.

A ridiculous response to a ridiculous stimuli.

News Reporter on TV: "Anna Nicole's baby's paternity is being challenged..."

Viewer: "har har hoo! Who da guessed it? Guess jeans!

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