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When you drink to protect yourself from the what comes out of the mouths of those around you.
There will be a lot of hard hat drinking over the 2016 holidays
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People that wears green hard had are usualy better than there blue hard hat coworkers .
My favorite coworker wears a green hard hat
The day of not wearing a hard hat is march 10th
Boss: bobby what day is it
Bobby: march 10th national no hard hat day
Every Friday of the week you can wear a hard hat. They are usually yellow and used in construction.
Dude it’s hard hat Friday, why are you not wearing yours?
Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head
Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
I pledge allegiance to the boys, of the United Club of the Hard Hats, and to the bitch for which we detest, we stand against the Bucket Hat club, they may think that they are stronger, but we are... the Hard Hats... And we will fuck them up, FOR THE BOYSSSSS!!
Every morning instead of doing the pledge of allegiance, us boys say the Hard Hat pledge of allegiance instead, FUCK THE BUCKET HAT GIRLS!
Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"
Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."
Knock, knock, knock....
Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"
Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"