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1. A person, usually mid to young twenties, who thinks they are extremely tough and brute when in fact they are not.
2. A hardass hawkins usually gives the appearance of a young hobo with disturbing facial hair and always wears a camouflage hat.
3. When a hardass hawkins consumes any sort of alcoholic beverages they grow 3ft taller, become invincible and head but or punch random hard objects. Ex "doors, walls, tailgates, friends and current girlfriends"
4. A hardass hawkins in fact has to sit down to pee and wipes after a #2 from the back to the front
" Hey, whos that hobo kid squatting of his tail gate taking a leak?'
"I bet you its one of those hardass hawkins'"
"Yea, more like a softass hawkins"
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a puny guy who works out a couple times and suddenly thinks he's a hardass, and thinks he can keep up with the big dogs, and that he's invincible. Synonyms - small dick complex, badass fever, wannabe Brian Cushing
Look's like that Steve kid has a serious case of hardass syndrome. He's only 120 pounds but thinks he's as strong as a linebacker because he lifts weights two times a week.
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Noun: A masculine asshole, who deliberately acts like an asshole to be an asshole.
Verb: The act of being asshole
Noun:
A cop has a bad day and pulls you over, and acts like asshole to be an asshole; then gives you a ticket.
*Kids are playing with pool noodles in a Walmart*
Sgt. Hardass: "Are you going to buy those."
Kid #1: "*lies* Yes sir we are."
*Sgt. Hardass walks away*
Kid #2: *whispers* "Okay Sgt. Hardass."
Kid #3: *Yeah! I know!"
Verb:
He Sgt. Hardassed to the store one day.
A BBQ Hardass is someone who overly insists on doing the BBQ at any and every party that they go to. A lot of the time BBQ isn't wanted but a BBQ hardass insists on having it, and lots of it. This person is normally the least liked by the group of people hosting the party/function and is often times not even invited to the party at all.
Being a BBQ Hardass normally goes hand in hand with having an extremely annoying fucking personality and/or being overly arrogant.
Lechler: Yeah, I'll bring the chips and drinks.. Is anyone cool with doing a little barbeque?
Josh: Fuck yeah I'll do that BBQ for sure bro. I'll bring the chicken wings, ribs, briscuit, sausage, turkey, and whatever else I think of.
Lechler: Josh you don't need to be a BBQ Hardass, we can't all eat/want all that food, just some ribs or something would be fine.
Josh: Nah bro, we gotta have everything. I'll bring the A1 Sauce and extra bread for some sandwhiches too man. We gotta do this shit real big bro, don't you worry I'll take care of everything.
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jerry hardass is an expression used to define a person who is tough, etc. similar to "billy badass"
wow look at that kid, he thinks he's jerry hardass.
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1. A douchebag who will only talk tough when he's on the internet.
That Mike Buchanan is such an e-hardass. He didn't say a word when he was in town, but he was probably just frightened by that fat, ugly drunk Gilliss.
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someone you met and didn’t think anything of or misjudged their character and once you get to know them you realize how stern and genuine they are who have stern standards of respect and manners from others. Covert hardass because they are not loud about it, or mean nor are they easy to truly impress but to be their friend, is an honor. Someone that deep- as your friend will be as loyal as an old dog. They are very serious sensitive people.
Hey did you meet bob? He’s a new worker
Yeah he has really good manners and respect and very nice, I’m friends with him are you?
No. I don’t think he likes me or wants to be my friend. I treated him like shit in the past and I can tell he is too serious to get over it. Talking with him feels like I should know better dealing with people, he is really a covert hardass, does not care if I am his friend because he knows I am a dick. Why would he be? Gotta respect that.