Random
Source Code
Random
The college that you'll most likely not get into unless you work yourself to death at school.
Nick: Hey, Ed.
Ed: Yeah?
Nick: Did you get your letter back from Harvard yet?
Ed: Nope. I'll bet I didn't get in.
Nick: Why not?
Ed: 'Cause my college letter sucked and my SAT scores and GPA could've been a little higher
348👍 263👎
Rural town in Massachusetts that has lots of drug problems and has houses that cost way too much. Has a really good soccer team and really good public education. Rivalry with Littleton kids who think they are better, but allied with Ayer-Shirley. Also called “the Vard”. Was on the news because they had school on Christmas Eve and because they had swastikas spray painted on their rock that is next to the school.
Harvard kids: “Get outta the Vard or we’ll key your car”
5👍 1👎
The school you would have gone to in a second had you been accepted. Frequently ranked best college in the world. Also, unfairly criticized by many for rejecting them. See envy. Apparently, the (insert your mediocre school) of the east.
I wish I had been accepted to Harvard, but instead, I'll take my anger out at them for my shortcomings.
458👍 411👎
An old prestigious university located in Cambridge, MA.
Harvard: because not everyone can go to MIT.
344👍 328👎
1) An elitist university where one would go to waste "$150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late fees at the public library."
2) The home of athletes who make others feel better about themselves and look especially talented.
"I just wasted 150,000 dollars last weekend in Vegas!"
"That sucks, but I went to Harvard and it took me four years."
or
Harvard just played hockey against Cornell.
195👍 217👎
University for the brilliant and beautiful. Old school sexy. See Weezer, Natalie Portman, and the shiznit.
I could teach you but I have to charge
Damn right it's better than yours
And they're like, it's better than yours
Harvard brings all the boys to the Yard
237👍 268👎
harvard sucks and princeton doesn't matter.
Did you go to the Yale-Harvard game?
Yeah, when it was at Harvard, even though they were deuschebags and wouldn't let us drink we pulled the best trick known to college football on them. Go to www.harvardsucks.org.
264👍 317👎