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It's like telling someone - Piss off, I no longer wish to hear your voice and pretend to be interested.
-Thinking- "Man, I really want to get away from this idiot... I can't stand the prattle eminating from their mouth...."
-Speaking- "Hey, Bill... I have some business to take care of. Can I get back to you later?"
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if a friend says "hey u guys can have some" candy, it means u can have it all
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A phrase used by a middle aged New Englander conservative who has a boston accent and is a die hard patriots fan
used when going to get some dinosaur crunch.
*man driving son and friends to ice cream shop*
Man: I can't wait to have some of that DINOSAUR CRUNCH!
*no one even answers him, or looks at him*
Man looks in rearview mirror and says
"What the FUCK is wrong with you guys?
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A statement made when you need to quickly get out of a situation or leave the conversation or a room. A great excuse for tardiness or and absence.
Also an euphemism for going number 2.
A line used many times by Patrick Bateman in the book "American Physco." written by Bret Easton Ellis
"Where you going, dude? We got another round of beers coming?"
"I have to return some video tapes."
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"Those fish tacos tore me up. Umm, I have to return some video tapes."
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This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
Good job! Well done! Take a load off and enjoy a steaming stack of griddly goodness--you've earned it.
You beat Super Mario 64 in under a minute?! Have some pancakes!
Gay urban slang for trying a new guy out sexually.
When he saw Billy drop me off, Greg asked me "Did you have you some popcorn tonight?"