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This definition is so dumb, so if they approve it, then the website has probably gone to shit
Man, If Urban Dictionary gets this definition approved, then they have gone to shit
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This shit happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to shit some more.
Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).
It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
Being a G
Having your shit together -
"dudes got his shit together "
an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!