For your health

Phase used to describe something that is good for you supposedly.

Originated from the Dr. Steve Brule skits from Tim & Eric Awesome Show.

Dr. Steve Brule : Fish is for cats, FOR YOUR HEALTH!

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mental health

well your mental health is so important guys!
Mental health encompasses emotional, psychological, and social well-being. It influences cognition, perception, and behavior. It also determines how an individual handles stress, interpersonal relationships, and decision-making. Mental health includes subjective well-being, perceived self-efficacy, autonomy, competence, intergenerational dependence, and self-actualization of one's intellectual and emotional potential, among others. From the perspectives of positive psychology or holism, mental health may include an individual's ability to enjoy life and to create a balance between life activities and efforts to achieve psychological resilience. Cultural differences, subjective assessments, and competing professional theories all affect how one defines "mental health". Some early signs related to mental health problems are sleep irritation, lack of energy and thinking of harming yourself or others.

girl: i have mental health issues!
boy: ok
girl: WELL HELP ME
boy: no

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Health Nazi

A person who contantly provides their opinions on dieting, exercise, and weight loss in an arrogant and pushy manner. They constantly criticize and suppress' others opinions, no matter how factual they may be.

"That stupid Health Nazi lectured me for an hour on why the Atkins diet doesn't work after I told her I've been on it"

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Health Nazi

A person who forces his or her healthy lifestyle on others through supporting legal bans of anything unhealthy. As well as being an all around A-hole to anyone who isn't like them. Such people generally have a "holier-than-thou" attitude all around, are only looking for yet another reason to look down on people who don't live up to their perceived view of the world.

Don't be such a health Nazi!

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Health class

A torture chamber where a torture master (AKA teacher) tries to give you the worst existential crisis possible and trick you into a threesome with your friends.

torture master: all right class, today i need you all to get into groups of three.
That is what goes on in a Health class

health freak

Someone who is so into their health and what they eat that they are phsyco about it.

My mother is a health freak.

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Health care

Something I can't afford.

I'm too poor to afford health care.

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