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The act of stealing or repossessing one's wealth or stolen items back by any means necessary. Level of difficulty ranges from easy to boss mode.
"Yo, that dude stole my bike."
"We should definitely Tower Heist his home."
Ben Stiller and Eddie Murphy Tower Heisted this rich bastard's home.
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To steal from friend, family and neighbors. The pinnacle of this is trying to sell the loot back to the victim and act like you didn't know it was theirs to begin with.
Tyrone was trying to sell me my Camry that he nig-heisted from me two weeks ago.
Hey Pookee those sunglasses look a lot like the ones I bought in Paris on my honeymoon 3 years ago....
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to steal something from a friend or aquaintance or a com,plete fucking stranger
*grab cigarrete from friend without asking*
You:Nig-Heist Bitch!
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the stealing of marijuana or money from another person; preferably a dealer and preferably for a large amount of at least an ounce. Also a clan from NJ who runs shit. this word is copywrited
two buddha heist members set up a deal for a QP and gank that shiat.
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Used as Status:
Being the Newb-Heist on a server can only be referred to as someone who shows extraordinary skills and talent. The l337 version of one who calls them self a Noob-Heist
Used as Verb:
The action of entering in a online game and slaughtering all Newbs in the server with great speed and ease.
-In other words, the l337 and legit
Used as Status:
Whoa! Did you see last night? Charlie and Dennis got pwnt by that Newb-Heist. We gotta watch out for those guys til' we get better...
Used as Verb:
Whoa! Did you see that last night? Charlie and Dennis got completely Newb-Heisted(Past tense verb translation)... We gotta watch out that doesn't happen to us...
To steal a large quantity of ice, preferably in garbage bags from an unsuspecting hotel or restaurant with a poorly guarded exit relative to the ice machine.
Hey Paddy, after we pick up all those kegs for the party we gotta hit up the Holiday Inn for an ice heist.
When a woman wants to have sex with a man who doesn't want to but the man somehow tricks her into giving him a blow job instead. Giving all the pleasure to the man and none to the female.
Woman:"lets have sex"
Man:"I'm way too tired, can you just blow me?"
Woman:"okay"
guy1:"Dude, I pulled a head heist on this girl like 5 times and she hasn't caught on"
guy2:"that girl is dumb as a box of rocks!"
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