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herpes

the gift that keeps on giving

"When I was first diagnosed with genital herpes -- an incurable, lifelong sexually transmitted disease -- I felt like I had been given a death sentence. The initial pain from the genital herpes outbreak (which included bleeding sores and genital lesions) was overwhelming and overbearing." - Gina's Story

by RASHole May 26, 2004

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herpes

A sexually transmitted disease contracted by those whose sexual arousal has taken over their nerve cells, therefore forgetting to use a condom. And since nowadays according to close-minded non-intellectuals, (which make up about 63% of the population) being a virgin makes you a "loser", we have people with Herpes lying around all over the place. Just remember everyone: No glove, no love.

Person 1: I have genital herpes!
Person 2: ... Congratulations.

by Dr.K December 10, 2005

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HERPES

A LIFE SENTENCE for inoccent people

:HERPES:
After my girlfriend returned from Brazil. She was kind of a different girl, Her heart was not there, it was like she did not care. Now there is hair where it used to be bare. No matter what she did the smell and sores were just morbid.
She could of left and it would have been fine, but now my crotch smells like rotten bovine. This is something that will never leave. And to think I was mad she screwed my friend Steve.

by willismagee August 29, 2007

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herpes

Virus that affects either the genitilla or the Mouth. Usually visible in the mouth by red sores on the gums or lips. With the lips it is Simplex 1, if it affects the genitillia as well it is simplex 2. On a vagina it looks like red sores and on a penis its red sores pretty well everywhere.

Fun fun fun, herpes simplex 1

by Brohan September 6, 2004

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Herps

Noun: Herps
An insane female with herpes and is obsessed with an ex. Usually under the influence of drugs and alcohol. Also does witchcraft on friends without their knowledge. Avoid a herps at all costs. Will most likely be found in goth clubs.

Adjective: Herping
Female who spreads herpes while all coked up and drunk

Example:

Noun:
Watch out for that herps in the club spinning those lights.

Adjective:
Avoid that girl cus she looks like she's ready to do some herping.

by Skull5 April 16, 2019

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herps

herpes

Don't fuck that girl man.......i heard she got the herps..........

by clrlt808 April 19, 2003

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HERPES

those nasty red sores or crusty lookin red bumps near the mouth. nasty as hell. cold sores.

dont kiss him he got herpes yuck

by big bear February 25, 2005

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