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Hessian

One who is supreme in one or another subject.

(A Hessian is a large, blood-thirsty, mercenary used in the Revolutionary war)

JJ: Yo, Johnny is such a hessian in Math class

Steven: Really? I always thought he was stupid

JJ: No, he's a hessian...

by dustbuster8526 April 5, 2008

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hessian tea

mountain dew, a beverage consumed by hessians

look he is drinking some hessian tea

by englandboycal April 22, 2005

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Hessian aggression

Extreme aggression, rowdiness. A highly irritable manner. A high temper. Behavior in keeping with that of a hessian.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into an argument with Paul, and smacked him accross the face with a chair. Talk about hessian aggression!

by teh pope July 28, 2004

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The Bloody Hessian

When a man pierces a woman's vagina with his bayonet dick, causing her to bleed profusely.

I gave the bloody hessian on accident to my daughter's friend on friday.

by Spandex McGee July 11, 2008

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Saddam Hessian

In despot social circles, the favourite and most ecological material for bags and sacks. Known for its tenacious holding power and swift elimination of political rivals.

1. Uday Hussein: Where can I hide all these Iraqi dollars I am stealing? I know, I'll use that large sack at Dad's palace.

2. Pol Pot: Hmm, I keep tripping over dead bodies. Get somebody to put them in that Saddam Hessian bag, blood doesn't show on that.

3. George Bush: My lack of intellect is large enough to be seen from space. I'll hide it under that Saddam Hessian bag.

by weaver October 30, 2005

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