One who is supreme in one or another subject.
(A Hessian is a large, blood-thirsty, mercenary used in the Revolutionary war)
JJ: Yo, Johnny is such a hessian in Math class
Steven: Really? I always thought he was stupid
JJ: No, he's a hessian...
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mountain dew, a beverage consumed by hessians
look he is drinking some hessian tea
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Extreme aggression, rowdiness. A highly irritable manner. A high temper. Behavior in keeping with that of a hessian.
Did you hear about Jimmy? He got into an argument with Paul, and smacked him accross the face with a chair. Talk about hessian aggression!
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When a man pierces a woman's vagina with his bayonet dick, causing her to bleed profusely.
I gave the bloody hessian on accident to my daughter's friend on friday.
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In despot social circles, the favourite and most ecological material for bags and sacks. Known for its tenacious holding power and swift elimination of political rivals.
1. Uday Hussein: Where can I hide all these Iraqi dollars I am stealing? I know, I'll use that large sack at Dad's palace.
2. Pol Pot: Hmm, I keep tripping over dead bodies. Get somebody to put them in that Saddam Hessian bag, blood doesn't show on that.
3. George Bush: My lack of intellect is large enough to be seen from space. I'll hide it under that Saddam Hessian bag.
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