Hei

The protagonist of the Anime series Darker Than Black. He wears a bullet resistant overcoat and a white joker mask, using metal wires to latch on to and electrocute people with. Commonly referred to as the "Chinese Electric Batman".

"Dam nigga, did you see that? It's Batman!"
"Nigga, that ain't batman, that's just Hei, the Black Reaper, yo".

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hey

A contraction for "Hello, I find you attractive and would like to dance with you, share some drinks with you, and then perhaps have sex with you. Nothing serious, of course, and I doubt that this will result in a long term relationship, but I would appeciate you considering my proposal."

Guy at bar to attractive girl: "Hey."

Attractive girl to guy: "Go to hell, creep." (Moves to other side of bar.)

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Hey Hey Hey

1. The act of fornication aka fucking

2. "Tapping that"

3. A very deep resonating sound made in a voice akin to that of Fat Albert

4. to be high

5. To be drunk as all hell

"So then we got back to my room and we Hey Hey Hey"

"Hey Hey Hey"

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The Hey

The most terrible STD ever. You'll wish you were dead. Suicide only works 26% of the time to cure this affliction.

Person 1: Dude you have the Hey!
Person 2: Please kill me...out of mercy

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Hey :)

Universally known as I want to hook up with you or I am interested in you.

Friend 1: So I got a message on Facebook from this chick that just said hey :)

Friend 2: Dude she totally wants to get at you

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hey

1. The most informal form of greeting. Usually used in a friendly manner or to sound cool and relaxed.
2. An exclamation used to get someone's attention

1. Hey, what's up?
2. HEY! Wait for me!
3. HEY YOU! Get away from my wife!

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Hey:)

The signal that the chick you just texted is possibly interested and/or willing to converse with you

also refer to "Hi:)"

Text Conversation:

Austin: EMILY! whats up????
Emily: Hey:)

Looks like we got a winner!!!!

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