Random
Source Code
Random
1. a quick, involuntary inhalation that follows a spasm of the diaphragm and is suddenly checked by closure of the glottis, producing a short, relatively sharp sound.
2. a very long, group exhale ( normally performed by the imadouchebag tribe) that involves a circle of men and women and one midget. The midget walks around the circle biting on a pube and ripping it out chewing very fast, at high speeds. As this happens the men and women inhale and is suddenly checked by a open of the glottis, producing a very long ...........not sharp sound that the midgets hate,and beat the shit out of all of them and go to Walmart to buy new costumes . The men and women then put on there clothes wonder where they are, why they are there,and when they were there.They walk home wondering why they r bleeding excessively and they count there pubes and wonder y they r missing one.........
My mother was very angered with me when she found out i hiccuped twice at my friends house.
32👍 33👎
A common misspelling of hiccough.
Guy: Gah, I shouldn't have eaten so fast. I've got hiccups.
Grammar Nazi: It's spelt hiccough, fool.
Guy: How the hell did you know how I spelt it when I said it aloud?
Grammar Nazi: Spelt is a kind of wheat, idiot.
Guy: My fist is a-kind of about to meet your face.
21👍 52👎
When a boy or girl (typically who you have a crush on), says they would be glad to hangout sometime and never talks to you again
That girl said we could hangout sometime and that was 28 years ago.... she was a hiccup
2👍 2👎
the act of squeezing your core muscles to raise your erect penis while simultaneously hiccuping
Oh, man, do you have the hiccups? Nah, worse, I got the hiccup dickups.
46👍 1👎
something you'd usually hear in Michael Jackson's songs.
*vocal hiccups* It's close to midnight, and something evils lurking in the dark...
24👍 1👎
Consumption of bready foods without drinking sufficient liquids, leading to an episode of rapid, painful hiccups. Two or three drinks of water usually alleviates bread hiccups but also causes a short pain as the bready food is dislodged in the throat.
That banana bread was so good that I forgot to drink something with it and ended up getting horrible bread hiccups.
:n
The act of only getting the hiccups whilst smoking a cigarette. The moment you take a drag you get a hiccup, no other time when breathing normally.
"Aww man, got those smoking hiccups again, its miserable, it makes me not want to finish this cigarette."
90👍 13👎