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I need to get rid of these hiney spiders, they are a real hinderance!
Itchy ass. What happens when you insufficiently wipe your dirty buttocks. The itch feels like you have tiny little spiders running inside your hiney hole.
"Dude, get your hand out of your ass!"
"Sorry, I can't. I've got massive spider hiney."
"Ewwww...."
Someone who thinks they’re great at everything, but are actually terrible at them. A Hiney Noob is known to be very aggressive and demanding towards other people, but bring nothing to the table themselves. Never listen to a Hiney Noob.
Friend 1: “Brah my boss sucks. He does not know how to run his company at all.”
Friend 2: “Sounds like a real Hiney Noob brah”
When your ass is so saggy that it pushes up against your thighs and creates a second smaller ass between your first ass and thighs.
"I'm self conscious in a bikini because it shows off my second hiney"
A Hines five is an open handed smack on the ass. Like a high five but on the butt.
She gave such a good blow job when she turned around to go clean up I gave her a hiney five
The anus of the rat. I don't give a rat's hiney means I don't give a shit, I don't care, it is the same to me, it is not my business, something that is careless
I don't give a rat's hiney if I lose my job.
Hiney Sludge is a common form of diarrhea that resembles the consistency of Mississippi Mud Pie. It often pours out of the asshole, slapping against the toilet water with the assistance of multiple fart blasts. This typically leads to “Poseidons Kiss”, or the splashing of water onto The Asshole. Though it is less severe than Hiney Piss, Hiney Sludge could be pretty chaotic and inconvenient and in fact cause Raw Asshole as well. Hiney Sludge is often referred to as “The Cousin Of Hiney Piss”.
Friend: “Brah I uber just took the most disgusting diarrhea. It just dumped out of my asshole and water splashed on my butthole!!”
“Damn brah, sounds like you just released some Hiney Sludge! Keep an eye on it, the last thing you need is Hiney Piss”
Friend: “Oh well, Weenie McFeenie brah”