I'm gonna hit you

A phrase used way too much by a girl named brooklynn

Shut up!! I'm gonna hit you

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Don't let the door hit you on the ass

This means the same thing as, "Beat it," or, "Get the hell outta here," or, "Yeah, the door is this way, pal."

When Wayne's job interview was going poorly and he had a fight with the interviewer, the interviewer kindly asked him to leave by saying, "Yeah, Don't let the door hit you on the ass, buddy."

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God really hit you with that Wombo Combo

Something someone says to another person when that they find out that the other person has depression and anxiety. While not limited to just depression and anxiety, and can be used using two other illnesses or events, it is most early use was used in reference to depression and anxiety.

Usually used in reference to 14 year old girls when they get a bad grade on a math test, and automatically think they are depressed.

Originally coined by Benny Zonic in January of 2019

Person 1: Yeah I have depression and anxiety. It really sucks.
Person 2: Damn, God really hit you with that wombo combo.

Person 1: Ugh, I got a bad grade of my Chemistry test, and I got a ticket for speeding. Shit sucks
Person 2: Damn, God really hit you with that wombo combo, huh.

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i want to hit you with a fucking bus

"i want to hit you with a fucking bus"
short, simple words, if that one motherfucking, bitch ass-dog face-looking pussy motherfucking son of a bitch decides to step in your way.

Jared: "i fucked your wife"
Me: "i want to hit you with a fucking bus!!"
Jared: "you wouldnt."
Me: "all to see my wife."

now i see her through a glass window-

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Don't Let The Door Hit You On The Way Out

A metaphor for: "I think you should leave. Do not pause or delay while you are leaving." Generally used when the addressed has been complaining about circumstances that the listener doesn't agree with. It comes from a time when doors were on spring hinges and if you paused in the doorway while exiting, the door would spring closed behind you and hit you on the backside.

"This place stinks. I am too qualified to be here."

"Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."

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you hit

"You hit" or "bitch you hit" describes a person who looks a horrid mess. A person who where's bad clothes, a person who hair is messed up. Term originates from New Orleans, and can be heard at all times.

" I know u not talking bout me, and your hair look a hot mess, bitch you hit."

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my bro's would never hit you up

yes they will!

ex bf: my bro's would never hit you up
me: sit and watch babe

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