HMP

Home made Patron - A mixture of cheap tequila and coffee liquer. Tastes just like the real deal without the hefty price tag.For added bonus, decanter into an empty bottle of Patron and party like a rock star.

Acountant : Hey Diddy! Good thing someone invented HMP. Now we can make decent Rap videos again and let all the props go crazy with the HMP, and still make a profit...
Diddy : Whatever holmes

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Hmp

High Maintenance Punkin'

Pet name for when your wife spends a lot of money.

Or buys more things she already has, just newer models.

"I'm going to build a new closet for for my HMP's boots and clothes"

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HMP

Honeymoon Phase: the period in any relationship/event/goings on/etc. when everything is dreamy, and you don't actually see the bad in anything.

Do not say HMP phase.

Ughh, look at those lovebirds holding hands. Still in the HMP.

Or

Girl, once the HMP ended, I got outta there so fast!

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HMP

Hast Maithun Party. World's fastest growing political party under leadership of Shri @being_humor. Join today.

HMP is leading political party.

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HMP Five Wells

An extremely large prison in Wellingborough, which happens to be one of the most expansive, as well as controversial and mysterious prisons in history, surrounded by scepticism alongside conspiracy theories, such as the prison being run by the Illuminati, used as a stronghold and base of operations, which is also used to either hold those they deem as threats, or individuals of high importance. Other theories suggest that the prison is purely a incarceration device, for those who are unvaccinated.

Reece: Fam, have you seen the size of HMP Five Wells?

Keeton: Yeah bro, as long as the feds don’t find out about the Hemmingwell operations I won’t end up there…
Reece: I’ve heard it’s actually an Illuminati base if operations though fam?
Keeton: shh fam, no one’s meant to know.

HMP Market Weighton

HMP Market Weighton (also known as the market weighton)school is an absolute shit hole full of the hardest youths in the local area

Just finished my SATs and got sentenced to 5 years in HMP Market Weighton

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HMP

HMP (Hungs moms pussy)

The sweet pussy of your asian friends mom
Or if your friends mom are a hooker/slut

Can't tonight boys, i have an appointment with HMP
HMP did me rough last night!